1 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,175 OH, NASTY BURGER, OUR SAFE HAVEN 2 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:11,344 AWAY FROM THE WORRIES OF-- 3 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:12,979 DANNY, RUN! 4 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,115 RUN? WHY SHOULD I-- 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,585 DUDE! DUDE! 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,121 [GASPING] 7 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,466 [LAUGHING] 8 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,773 IF ANYONE ASKS, I'M RELATED TO YOU. 9 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,341 OK, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE 10 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,876 A LOT LESS CHEERY. 11 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,277 WE'RE LIKE TOTALLY LATE FOR EIGHTIES NIGHT 12 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,478 AT THE MATERIAL GRILL. 13 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:48,715 BUT YOU LIKE TOTALLY FORGOT YOUR WALLET, MAN. 14 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,550 UH, THANKS. 15 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,119 DON'T MENTION IT. WE LOVE YOU, MAN. 16 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,723 IF I PASS OUT, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION 17 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,225 TO NOT RESUSCITATE ME. 18 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,027 COME ON, MADDIE. LET'S CRACK UP THE TUNES 19 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:02,695 AND MOONWALK OUT OF HERE. 20 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,832 OH, JUST LIKE OUR COLLEGE DAYS. 21 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:11,971 CHEER UP, DANNY. 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,506 I'M SURE THERE'S A COUPLE OF KIDS AT SCHOOL 23 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,707 WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT. 24 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,043 OH, THIS ONE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO THE INTERNET! 25 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,645 GAAH! 26 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,580 DANNY, WAIT! 27 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,751 JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO KNOW 28 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,786 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A NORMAL FAMILY. 29 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:28,321 WHICH YOU NEVER WILL 30 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,458 SO LONG AS YOU'RE JACK FENTON'S SON. 31 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,495 GREAT. MORE WEIRDNESS 32 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,530 FROM MY PARENTS' COLLEGE DAYS. 33 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,434 WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME THIS TIME, PLASMIUS? 34 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:46,873 OH. THE ECTO ACNE. IT'S BACK. 35 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,575 PLEASE HELP ME. 36 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,576 [GASPING] 37 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,444 HELP YOU? YEAH, RIGHT. 38 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,879 WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT? 39 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,315 I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 40 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,424 [COUGHING] 41 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:08,194 HELP ME FIND A CURE, OR MY FATE IS THEIRS. 42 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,134 [COUGHING] 43 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,741 ♪ HE'S A PHANTOM ♪ 44 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,510 ♪ DANNY PHANTOM, DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 45 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,345 ♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM HE WAS JUST 14 ♪ 46 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,313 ♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪ 47 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,315 ♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪ 48 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:31,417 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 49 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,319 ♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS THEY JUST QUIT ♪ 50 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,188 ♪ THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪ 51 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,390 ♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪ 52 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,426 ♪ HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪ 53 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,195 ♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE REALIZED ♪ 54 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,297 ♪ HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪ 55 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,299 ♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH WALLS, DISAPPEAR, AND FLY ♪ 56 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,268 ♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THEN THE OTHER GUYS ♪ 57 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,270 ♪ AND IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪ 58 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,305 ♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH ♪ 59 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,340 ♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU ♪ 60 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,342 ♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 61 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:58,344 ♪ GONNA CATCH EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 62 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:02,415 ♪ GONNA CATCH EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪ 63 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:14,961 AAH! AAH! 64 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:15,962 Danny: VLAD, WAKE UP. 65 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,063 TELL ME THERE'S AN ANTIDOTE. 66 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,097 TELL ME YOU'RE BLUFFING. 67 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,599 TELL ME ANYTHING, JUST WAKE UP! 68 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,034 Jack: BACK OFF, GHOST! 69 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,041 NOBODY SLAPS AROUND JACK FENTON'S COLLEGE PAL. 70 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,443 DANNY...MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 71 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,278 I'LL GO LOOK FOR HIM. 72 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,116 OH! 73 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,952 VLADDY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 74 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,720 FOUND HIM. 75 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,222 THANKS FOR FINDING ME. 76 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,890 WHOA. 77 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,563 WE HAVE AN OUTBREAK OF ECTO ACNE, 78 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:52,465 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE ON EARTH 79 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,567 THAT KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ECTO ACNE. 80 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,437 PLEASE SAY HOSPITAL. PLEASE SAY HOSPITAL. 81 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,972 PLEASE SAY HOSPITAL. 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,840 WHY COULDN'T SHE SAY HOSPITAL? 83 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,343 [BEEPING] 84 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,013 [GROANING] 85 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,581 HEY, EVERYONE, HE'S AWAKE. 86 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:10,149 AH, MADDIE. 87 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,485 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN. 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,289 IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 89 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,126 LOOKING GOOD, VLADDY. 90 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,362 [BEEPING] 91 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:23,796 WHO AM I KIDDING? YOU'RE A GONER. 92 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,465 WHAT? I CAN'T BE A GONER. 93 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,533 I HAVEN'T EVEN DATED A CHEERLEADER YET. 94 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,469 TRUST ME, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIVE THAT LONG. 95 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,570 UGH! 96 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,639 THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO FOR THEM. 97 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,209 I WISH I COULD, DANNY, BUT I STILL CAN'T IDENTIFY 98 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,012 THE ECTO IMPURITIES THAT ARE CAUSING THE LETHAL ACNE. 99 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,346 LETHAL?! LETHAL?! 100 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,283 AH, LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. 101 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,852 AND FOR YOU 2, GROWING SHORTER. 102 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,287 I SWEAR, IF THEY FIND A CURE, 103 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,022 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH THEY HADN'T. 104 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,591 OH, GOOD ONE. I SWEAR I GET CHILLS 105 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,259 WHEN YOU GET SO DRAMATIC, 106 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:54,827 BUT IF I WERE YOU, I'D FOCUS MORE 107 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,596 ON SAVING YOUR FRIENDS. 108 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,598 THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, YOU KNOW. 109 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:02,835 TIME? THAT GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA. 110 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,571 NO, IT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA. 111 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,206 I'M THE GHOST OF TIME, 112 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,776 NOT THE GHOST OF MIRACLE CURES. 113 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,077 SEND ME BACK IN TIME 114 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,478 TO MY PARENT'S COLLEGE DAYS, CLOCKWORK. 115 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:13,846 I CAN PREVENT THE ACCIDENT 116 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,381 THAT GAVE VLAD HIS ORIGINAL OUTBREAK 117 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,384 OF ECTO ACNE... AND HIS GHOST POWERS. 118 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,054 CHANGING THE PAST CAN HAVE DIRE CONSEQUENCES. 119 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,222 ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK? 120 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,693 PLEASE! TUCKER AND SAM ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. 121 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,828 AND I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 122 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,530 YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE, 123 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,865 BUT SINCE YOU INSIST ON LEARNING THINGS 124 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,934 THE HARD WAY... 125 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,645 TRY NOT TO DESTROY THE PAST. 126 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,562 DESTROY THE PAST? 127 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,163 WHAT, AND LOSE ALL THIS CULTURE? 128 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,566 TOTALLY AWESOME OUTFIT, DUDE. 129 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,970 OH, GREAT. I BLEND. 130 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:13,873 WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS PEOPLE THINKING I'M A-- 131 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,647 [BELL RINGING] 132 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:27,754 MADDIE, THERE'S SOMETHING 133 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:31,157 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU FOR A LONG TIME. 134 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,658 ONE SECOND, VLAD. 135 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:33,726 JACK, DID YOU REMEMBER 136 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,862 TO FILL THE FILTRATOR WITH ECTO PURIFIER? 137 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,830 ON IT, BABY. 138 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,146 I'M TELLING YOU, JACK, IT WON'T WORK. 139 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,314 BOGUS, V-MAN. IT TOTALLY WILL. 140 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,049 THIS PROTO PORTAL IS GUARANTEED 141 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,752 TO BUST-OPEN THE WALL INTO THE GHOST DIMENSION. 142 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,259 JACK, THESE CALCULATIONS AREN'T RIGHT. 143 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,428 BONSAI! 144 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:22,775 NO! 145 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:30,283 VLAD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 146 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,885 YES, I DID, DIDN'T I? 147 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:36,789 NO ECTO ACNE, NO PLASMIUS: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 148 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,364 OH. BACK HOME. 149 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,400 AND NO QUARANTINE TENT, EITHER, 150 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,836 WHICH MEANS EVERYONE'S ALL RIGHT... 151 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,774 I THINK. 152 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:59,278 UH, MOM? DAD? 153 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:01,047 JAZZ? ANYONE? 154 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:04,484 HUH? 155 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,452 NOBODY TRESPASSES ON JACK FENTON'S PROPERTY! 156 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,221 DAD, RELAX! 157 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,556 DAD? I DON'T HAVE A SON. 158 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,593 I'M SINGLE. BITTERLY BITTERLY SINGLE. 159 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,061 YOU ARE? 160 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,396 JEEZ, THAT EXPLAINS ALMOST EVERYTHING. 161 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,865 WHAT? UM, NOTHING! 162 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,266 UH, IS THAT ECTO ACNE? 163 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,169 IT'S A CONDITION THAT YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT! 164 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,338 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ECTO ACNE? TALK! 165 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,206 I'M YOUR SON! 166 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:28,975 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE ACCIDENT IN WISCONSIN 167 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,911 YEARS AGO THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 168 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,547 OH, IT HAPPENED ALL RIGHT. 169 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,717 AND MY LIFE WENT STRAIGHT DOWN THE FLUSHER 170 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,652 FROM THAT DAY ON. 171 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,336 WAIT! IT'S ME, DANNY, YOUR SON! 172 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,338 LIES! I DO NOT HAVE A SON! 173 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:02,208 AND EVEN IF I DID, I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T NAME HIM DANNY. 174 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,276 THAT'S DUMB. 175 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,777 OK, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS 176 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,680 IN FRONT OF YOU, BUT GOING GHOST! 177 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,718 YOU'RE A GHOST? I HATE GHOSTS! 178 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:15,021 ARGH! 179 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,963 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THAT'S GOT TO BE DAD. 180 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,197 HE AIMS LIKE DAD. 181 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,465 IF IT WASN'T FOR GHOSTS, 182 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,235 I NEVER WOULD HAVE LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 183 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,804 [GROANING] 184 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,642 THIS IS BAD. 185 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,011 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO CLOCKWORK AND CHANGE THIS. 186 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,583 NO PORTAL? 187 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,554 OK, MAYBE I CAN SQUEEZE THROUGH THIS STUPID THING. 188 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,957 OH. OH, NO. 189 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,163 I DIDN'T DESTROY THE PAST. I DESTROYED THE PRESENT! 190 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,101 MR. AND MRS. VLAD MASTERS? 191 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,137 SAY GOOD-BYE! 192 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,240 GOOD-BYE. 193 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,143 SEEMS ALL I EVER DO IS SAY GOOD-BYE. 194 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,945 DAD--UH, JACK, 195 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,615 PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 196 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,217 I MEAN I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOU BLATHER ON 197 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,385 ABOUT THE GLORY DAYS. 198 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,054 WELL, MY CAT JASMINE WON'T LISTEN ANYMORE. 199 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,457 ANYWAY, IT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 200 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,195 VLAD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 201 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,397 YES, I DID, DIDN'T I? 202 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,738 Jack: FOCUS! 203 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,640 I'M--I'M HIDEOUS. 204 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,241 HIDEOUS! 205 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,609 [GASPING] 206 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,913 Jack, voice-over: I MAY HAVE LOST MADDIE THAT DAY, 207 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,750 BUT I GAINED GHOST POWERS AND 27 POUNDS. 208 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,619 ANYWAY, AFTER THAT, I TRIED TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE WORLD. 209 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,321 FIRST AS A GHOST-FIGHTING SUPERHERO... 210 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,857 BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 211 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,459 THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS I SHOULDN'T HAVE DEBUTED ON HALLOWEEN. 212 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,828 [LAUGHING] 213 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:06,265 EVENTUALLY I MOVED HERE TO CONTINUE MY RESEARCH ON GHOSTS. 214 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,702 [GROANING] 215 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,506 BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED, 216 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,274 I COULDN'T GET RID OF MY GHOST HALF, 217 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:18,778 THE HALF I KNEW MADDIE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO ACCEPT. 218 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,313 OH, MAN. I'M SO SORRY. 219 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,349 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 220 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,451 WHAT ARE YOU BLATHERING ABOUT? 221 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,188 WHAT... WHAT IS THIS? 222 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,625 VLAD WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MARRY MADDIE. 223 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,827 YOU WERE! I WENT BACK IN TIME, 224 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,595 CHANGED ONE LITTLE MOMENT IN THE PAST, 225 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,564 AND MESSED UP EVERYTHING. 226 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:40,533 ARGH! 227 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,901 BUT I CAN FIX IT. I SWEAR. 228 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,836 I JUST NEED A WORKING PORTAL TO-- 229 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,971 MORE LIES! 230 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,445 [GROANING] 231 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,182 I HAVE TO GET TO THE GHOST ZONE AND FIND CLOCKWORK. 232 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,124 AND IF DAD DOESN'T HAVE A PORTAL, 233 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,893 THAT MEANS I HAVE TO FIND MOM AND HOPE THAT SHE DOES. 234 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,571 [KNOCKING] 235 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,808 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 236 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,745 NO FREE CHEESE SAMPLES! 237 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,046 MOM! 238 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,547 MOM? MOM? 239 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,684 WE SHOULD CALL YOUR PARENTS. 240 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,686 THEY MUST BE WORRIED SICK. 241 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,489 MY PARENTS ARE SORT OF, UH, MISSING. 242 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,524 THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT-- 243 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,260 OH, I'M SO SORRY, MY BOY. 244 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,028 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP? 245 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,330 DO YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY? 246 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:49,201 OH, YOUR KINDNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS, MY LOVE. 247 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,605 AH, HA, LISTEN, UM, THIS MIGHT SOUND 248 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,106 LIKE A STRANGE QUESTION, 249 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,076 BUT DO YOU GUYS HAVE A GHOST PORTAL BY ANY CHANCE? 250 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,878 HA HA HA. 251 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,312 OH, WHY WOULD WE HAVE A SILLY THING 252 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,214 LIKE A GHOST PORTAL? 253 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,483 YES, I'M A SIMPLE DAIRY MAN, 254 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,186 SUCCESSOR TO THE WISCONSIN DAIRY KING. 255 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:11,190 WE DO NOT DISCUSS GHOSTS IN THIS HOUSE! 256 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,092 THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ECTO FOAMER? 257 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,194 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 258 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,197 UM...THAT'S MY CARPET FOAMER. 259 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,100 IT ELIMINATES STAINS, NOT GHOSTS. 260 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,568 RIGHT, SWEETIE? 261 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:26,605 MADDIE, CAN YOU FORGIVE ME FOR DOUBTING YOU? 262 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,741 I THOUGHT MY REAL PARENTS WERE EMBARRASSING. 263 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,143 THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE. 264 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,012 [SNORING] 265 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,594 SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE. 266 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,496 EVEN IF MOM WAS CRAZY ENOUGH TO MARRY VLAD, 267 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,331 THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D GIVE UP GHOST HUNTING 268 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,800 TO BECOME A MILK MAID. 269 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,738 I KNEW IT! 270 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,740 NOW ALL I NEED IS... 271 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,244 YES! A PORTAL! 272 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,079 I CAN GET BACK TO CLOCKWORK-- 273 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,685 EAT MADDIE, WEASEL-GHOST! 274 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,789 WAIT! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 275 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,461 OH, YOU'RE AWAKE? GOOD. 276 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:24,330 I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 277 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,602 LET'S START WITH WHO ARE YOU 278 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,705 AND WHY ARE YOU SNOOPING AROUND MY SECRET LAB? 279 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,773 WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 280 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:36,909 STOP! 281 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,911 OH, SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, GHOST. 282 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,146 THIS LAB IS TOTALLY SOUND PROOF. 283 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,482 IT HAS TO BE OR MY HUSBAND WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT IT. 284 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,886 NOW I ASK YOU AGAIN: WHO ARE YOU? 285 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,521 I'M...YOUR SON. 286 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,723 [GASPING] 287 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,258 YOURS AND JACK FENTON'S. 288 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:56,061 LIAR! I HAVEN'T SEEN JACK FENTON IN YEARS. 289 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,897 HE BLAMED ME FOR THE ACCIDENT 290 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,498 THAT GAVE HIM HIS POWERS. 291 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:00,833 VLAD TOLD ME SO. 292 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,102 WE RAN AWAY HERE TO ESCAPE HIS GHOSTLY WRATH. 293 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,937 WHAT? THAT'S INSANE. 294 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,106 HE'S STILL TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. 295 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,374 Jack: IT'S TRUE, MADDIE. 296 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,642 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN TRUE. 297 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,076 JACK? 298 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:14,013 BUT VLAD TOLD ME YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN. 299 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,748 I NEVER STOPPED WANTING TO SEE YOU, MADDIE. 300 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,216 I--I JUST COULDN'T FACE YOU 301 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,618 AS A THING YOU DESPISE: A GHOST. 302 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,354 BUT I HAD TO COME BECAUSE OF THIS. 303 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,857 A FAMILY WITH YOU? 304 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,961 OH, JACK. 305 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,497 AND THAT'S WHY YOU CALLED ME MOM AT THE DOOR. 306 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,433 YOU MUST BE OUR SON FROM AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE. 307 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,570 THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING SCIENTIST PARENTS: 308 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,807 ALTERNATE TIMELINE, TOTALLY VALID EXCUSE. 309 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:42,975 SO, WHERE'S OUR LITTLE 310 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,810 ALTERNATE TIMELINE DAUGHTER, DAVEY? 311 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,911 IT'S DANNY. 312 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,279 THAT'S STILL DUMB. 313 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,481 EH, HA HA. THAT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED. 314 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,183 CLOCKWORK, RIGHT? 315 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,285 WOW, YOU'RE GOOD. 316 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,688 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I SPEND MY NIGHTS 317 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,023 COMING UP WITH NEW CHEESE RECIPES, DO YOU? 318 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,725 OH, MADDIE, JUST THINK: 319 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,628 IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE, WE HAVE 2 KIDS TO EMBARRASS. 320 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,833 Vlad: LET'S FOCUS ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING 321 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,102 IN THIS UNIVERSE, SHALL WE? 322 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,604 I KNEW THIS WASN'T A CARPET FOAMER. 323 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,640 YOU'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING AGAIN. 324 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,642 VLAD, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 325 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,311 NO, MADDIE, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE THINKS. 326 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,013 YOU AND I ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER, 327 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,282 AND NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART ANY LONGER. 328 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,985 NOTHING EXCEPT THIS. 329 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,219 AAH! 330 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,854 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 331 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,595 UGH! 332 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,430 SORRY, SWEETHEART. MY BAD. 333 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,865 MOM! 334 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,503 DON'T YOU EVER CALL HER THAT AGAIN. 335 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,676 YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME. 336 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:55,247 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE MOLECULE BY MOLECULE. 337 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:59,585 WAIT! NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 338 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,220 NONE OF THIS SHOULD BE HAPPENING! 339 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,623 YOU THINK I CARE? I LIKE IT THIS WAY! 340 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,292 GET AWAY FROM MY SON! 341 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,971 [DINGING] 342 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,042 JACK? 343 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,376 IT'S ALL RIGHT, MADDIE. 344 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,413 JUST REMEMBER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN. 345 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:33,485 YOU DESPICABLE, LYING, PIECE OF CHEESE! 346 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:36,055 I WASTED THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. 347 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,957 NOW, MADDIE, I MAY BE A LYING PIECE OF CHEESE, 348 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,427 BUT I'M STILL YOUR HUSBAND. 349 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,164 CONSIDER THIS AN ANNULMENT. 350 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,239 OH, HELLO. 351 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,109 HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE GHOSTS? 352 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,147 NO! 353 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,483 [DINGING] 354 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,718 QUICK, THE PORTAL'S OVERLOADING. 355 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,155 GO BACK IN TIME. 356 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,690 MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS. 357 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,392 CLOCKWORK WILL HELP. 358 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,628 I WILL NOT HELP. 359 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,064 BUT SAM, TUCKER-- 360 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,534 NEED TO BE CURED IN THE PRESENT, NOT THE PAST. 361 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,370 I CAN RESET TIME BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS 362 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:29,508 JUST BEFORE YOU MEDDLED, BUT THAT'S IT. 363 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,610 JACK, DID YOU REMEMBER TO FILL THE FILTRATOR 364 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,112 WITH ECTO PURIFIER? 365 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,813 ON IT, BABY! 366 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,685 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT! 367 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,923 LIVE, VLADDY, LIVE! 368 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,525 ARGH! 369 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,127 OH, AND YOU, TOO. 370 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,828 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR US? 371 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,230 NO CHEERLEADERS? 372 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,432 NO 15th BIRTHDAY PARTY. 373 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,701 WHEN YOU SEE DANNY, TELL HIM-- 374 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,336 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME YOURSELF? 375 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,204 PUT ON YOUR PROTECTIVE GEAR. 376 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,873 YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH THE ECTO ACNE. 377 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,076 YEAH, ABOUT THAT-- THOSE ECTO IMPURITIES 378 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,644 YOU COULDN'T IDENTIFY. 379 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,346 WOULD THEY BE CONSISTENT WITH, 380 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,314 OH, SAY DIET COLA? 381 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,416 DON'T BE SILLY. WHY WOULD-- 382 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,385 OH, MY. 383 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,201 VLADDY, YOU'RE CURED! 384 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,502 THAT'S GREAT, JACK. 385 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,739 NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP POUNDING ON MY CHEST? 386 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,708 SORRY. DIET SODA? 387 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,044 DANNY, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 388 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,412 THERE HAVE TO BE SOME BENEFITS 389 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,847 TO BEING THE SON OF THE 2 SMARTEST 390 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,449 GHOST HUNTERS ON THE PLANET. 391 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,485 I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANIEL. 392 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,087 ALL IT TOOK WAS THE PROPER MOTIVATION. 393 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,623 OF COURSE I'M STILL WEAK BEYOND MEASURE, 394 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,592 SO BYGONES? 395 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,362 AAH! 396 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,864 BYGONES. 397 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,868 Maddie: WE FINALLY GOT OUR EIGHTIES NIGHT OUT. 398 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,470 YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD VLADDY HAD TO FLY BACK 399 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,139 TO WISCONSIN SO SUDDENLY. 400 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,640 HE'D HAVE LOVED THIS PLACE! 401 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,675 RIGHT, DANNY? 402 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,010 GNARLY! 403 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,947 IF ANYONE ASKS, I WAS ADOPTED. 404 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,548 LET'S JUST SAY I'VE COME TO TERMS 405 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,450 WITH MOM AND DAD'S PAST. 406 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,019 I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT AGAIN EVEN IF I COULD. 407 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,755 FORGET THE INTERNET. 408 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,824 THIS ONE'S GOING ON PAY-PER-VIEW!